tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Thank you, tumblrbot, that is an excellent question. My earliest human memory (as opposed to my earliest cyborg memory, which is a completely different story) occurred at the age of 3. I was completely naked, and opened the front door to go outside. My mother swiftly put the kibosh on that, urging me that “you can’t go outside without clothes on!”
So how does this relate to the person I’ve become? Well, I suppose I’m an extrovert, constantly putting it all out there, so to speak, while those around me routinely ask, “Why is he telling us this?” For instance, I pride myself on being very fast at defecating, my penis hurts when I pee after washing it as though soap gives me venereal disease, and I suffer from Borderline Personality Disorder. Why did I tell you that? I really didn’t need to. Don’t tell my mother that I’m still walking around without clothes on after all these years.
